With all due respect, Mr. DISNEY, tell that to the receptionist at your very own Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique.
Some of you may think that the
first time I held my niece, Ava Jane, I was overwhelmed with Auntie Love!
You’d be right, but not entirely…
Behind that gum-exposing grin is
a girl trying to calculate how many days she must wait to take Ava Jane to
Disney World’s Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique.
This magical beauty salon is
owned by Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother and operated by her apprentices.
The glittery establishment promises that every girl who visits the salon
will realize her dream of feeling like a princess. Um, ALMOST
every girl. Fast forward three years…
RECEPTIONIST: “It’s a magical day
at Disney’s Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique! How may I help you?”
AUNTIE: “I would like to make
reservations to bring my niece for a day of princess pampering.”
RECEPTIONIST: “Wonderful, so,
reservations for one princess?”
AUNTIE: “Um, no. The reservation
is for two.”
RECEPTIONIST: “Oh, sorry. I
thought you said one niece.”
AUNTIE: “I did! But there
will be TWO PRINCESSES!” Sheez.
Well, I guess that is not
ENTIRELY true.
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