DISNEY; It’s a REAL world after all… PART 2

I read and understood the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique reservation policy, and it’s a darn good thing.

Makeovers at Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique are very popular. Reservations can be made up to 180 days in advance and are highly recommended. To book your appointment with a Fairy Godmother-in-training, please call…

Because I got so excited, I didn’t read the age limitations.

To participate, Guests must be between 3 and 12 years of age and be accompanied by an adult (18 years of age or older).

For 179 days of our 180-day-long-wait, I pretended our reservation was for two princesses. On day 180, I mustered up the courage to accept the fact that THIS princess was going to have to wait until Disney changes their age restriction. Surely, there is something in the works at the state and national levels to overthrow this ludicrous policy. Thank you, elected government officials and lobbyist everywhere! I will stay out of your way. Keep up the Good Work.

You know how Walmart puts the milk in the very back of the store so consumers have to walk by 14 million things they might accidentally pick-up on their way to and from the dairy cooler? Well, the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique is “next to the milk” in the the ginormous World of Disney store.

There a few subtle differences in the interior aesthetics of the World of Disney store and Wal-mart, however.  Like a hot air balloon landing at the checkout counter,

or an illuminated Cinderella glistening from the belly of a small-scale castle near the drinking fountains.

But, the marketing concept is the same.

Good thing Ava Jane and I had lots of time to make our way to the back of the store, because we were both a little paralyzed by the splendor. I mean, how is a princess supposed to make up her mind?!?

TIP #ONE: Place both hands on hips. This is a “power position” and it is essential to start strong and show this merchandise that you are the boss and are in control. You may recognize this posture from our Wonderoo days, or from the training handbook at your first job.

Ava Jane clearly does not need a handbook. She is a natural!

TIP #TWO: If you feel like you are losing your edge, you may need to implement The Finger Shake technique, which is most effective if paired with The Foot Twist.

Do not hesitate to talk out loud to the merchandise OR to no one. It throws the product off, and BOOM, you are right back in the driver’s seat.

TIP #THREE: Remember why you started and stay focused on your goal.  FINALLY!  Whew.  We have ARRIVED!